Hey
Remember that dude?
You know the one, he tells the girl exactly what she wants to hear...
Her head says noooo, her friends say noooo, heck, even she says noooo
But
Her heart is sitting up with those big puppy eyes, tugging those emotion strings, them words it has been longing to hear makes her want to believe him...
Maybe, just maybe... he means what he says...
What if, just this once, it was different? What if those promises were for real?
Story sound familiar? It soooo does huh?
Well it does for me anyway, not because i was the dude above... (ok, well i might have been on the odd occasion)
Same shit, different scenario!!
You mean the 'gooroo' is a manwhore?
Well...
He does the same with his latest dooshbag product launch...
Whispers those sweet words in your ear...
Makes you imagine how great it will be to have the results you ohhhh soooo desire...
And guess what?
Yup, the only thing between you and those results are...
His magic product
Just like the girl, you know its BS, but your dreams has you frothing at the mouth...
What if, just what if, maybe for once, the product is the answer?
What if the 'gooroo' promises are real?
After all, he says 'this one little secret got him 5,000 leads and OVER $150,000
And as the girl walks off hand in hand with the dude...
Your paypal is getting hit for $97 (because tomorrow it will go back to its usual price of $997 - yea right)
And in the morning...
The dude is gone...
'mission accomplished'
Along with the 'gooroo', they take off to work on the next victim...
As for you and the girl? your left feeling...
silly
betrayed
shaking with rage...
Angry at yourself, how could you be so stupid to fall for those empty promises......
Here's where to go now
~ ewan
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