'gooroo' get's 3000 leads/week on fb ppc :0

Facebook ppc is pretty hot right now yea? seems like everyone is talking about it but very few are making it work, ads not approved, nobody buys your shit (mainly cos what your selling is actual shit) and so on and so forth (some people will giggle here for reasons only known to those who giggle)

sucks right?

Well, a little while back, i did summin pretty cool with Facebook pcc, some people said i made it my bitch, but i prefer to say i beat it with a stick, it just doesnt sound so rude

It was soooo cool, that some 'gooroos' were askin me what the hell i was doing, it was funny, they tried it too but fucked it up ツ

so what did i do?

well in a nutshell,

in a 3 week period i did a little over 3000 leads at between 50 cents and $2.00 a lead

and pulled in a little under......

$50,000

not bad for some young Scottish dude who spends most of his time eating peanut toffee cheesecakes right?

Anyway...

next week sometime, or maybe the week after im gonna shoot some short training videos to show you exactly how to do it.

I was gonna just release them but i figured i should to do the big 'gooroo' build up, you know, create a ton of hype to mask how shit the product actually is. Make you feel like you need it or your chances of online success will be drowned out like an unwanted puppy in a hessian sack (just to clarify, i have NEVER actually done that, but i did witness it once, still hurts to this day)

ok, so here goes

**puts 'gooroo' hat on**

Next week sometime, or the week after, im gonna release some 'never seen before' training on how you can finally make some money online and reach the lifestyle you deserve. Seriously, if you dont own this training, you will NEVER make a dime online. All the SERIOUS marketers will follow this course step by step. Its gonna contain all the 'underground secrets' of a super wealthy internet marketer. I mean, its the next best thing to me actually doing it for you. I cant believe im giving it all away to you next week sometime, or the week after. You will even learn how to grow your pee-pee in under 3 weeks, just kiddin, well, your pee-pee may get bigger during this course, but if that happens, probably best you dont tell anyone :p

AND...

i even have a Facebook insider, she is called Peggy, off of Newham street, in Ireland. She emails me.

AND...

I will even throw in 2 special bonus's for the first 100 people

Special Bonus #1 - you can have 6 free goes on the tree swing at the bottom of the garden, seriously, its fuckin awesome.

Special Bonus #2 - not really thought of the second one yet...

The bonuses are a $1995 value, they are limited and im sorry if they are all gone, they will go fast, cos they are proper cool bonuses.

Oh yea, i almost forgot this bit...

uhm, successful people are the ones who take action (ie, own this course or you slip back into your miserable life, your house will fall down and your partner will leave you, if they havent done so already) You are only presented with so many opportunities in life. This is one of those opportunities...

AND...

Have you any idea how it feels to wake up knowing you have just done $50,000 in a single month? well, if you dont own this course you never will, you will probably be serving drunken fuckwits in Mcdonalds on a saturday night for the rest of your life, thats how IMPORTANT this course is...

lots of love
Ewan
age 29, off of Scotland

ps, it comes with one of those cast iron guarantees, like, if you dont make atleast $10,000 7 minutes after getting this course, you get to keep me, only for a short while tho.


                                                                             ***DISCLAIMER***


if you dont make any money, its because you fucked it up, nothing to do with me, my course or training, you probably read summin wrong, pressed the wrong button or are just generally stupid.


oh yea, i should do this bit too...

for this kinda information, you would expect to pay

$14,876.76

but since its YOU...

$4,782.43

wait, i didnt wanna do that...

$199

or that...

my gooroo friends said i was crazy...

but...

for the first gazillion people... (i spelled it out as i dont know how many zero's are in a gazillion)

its gonna be...

wait for it...

(this is me creating excitement)

**** FREE **** (you should do a loud gasp here)

Yes thats right, FREE, you will pay zip, nada, f**k all ツ

But...

Only if your one of the first 67 lucky people i select at random

So HURRY, its only gonna be available for, like, 4 minutes on thursday afternoon and will maybe possibly never be available again...

But its ok, due to popular demand, i will probably re-open on days that end in the letter Y

Oh yea,

and because its gonna be so awesome, it will probably crash the servers and the whole world will be without internet for a couple days and i might get on the news ツ

Here's where to go next

'Operation Evolution'