yaghilabs anniversary

Hey dawg,

Spent 3 hours on skype today with my homie, Jim Yaghi. 

Why Because?

Well firstly, it's our 1 year anniversary :p

No, not Jim and I, we're strictly buddies.

Defo no homo. 

Although if I offered, I reckon he'd be game :p

No, seriously now. It's the first burfday of our YaghiLabs Internet Business Academy and if you don't know what it is, you're a fuckin idiot :p

So join with me for a short verse...

Happy burfday to you, happy burfday to you, happy burfday dear IBA'aaaaaayyyyyy, happy burfday to you.

It just so happened, we had to record this months edition of continued help. Since we're launching our all noooo dwyt (done WITH you traffic) which is gonna be freekin awesome, we decided to do an extended call. A double issue if you like.

It was a killer call.

I almost fell off my seat laughing at one point.  We talked gooroo's and how my Tinderbox Report was ruffling feathers. We discussed how to launch a product and the connection between video marketing and a NAKED Jim Yaghi.

The main part of the call was obviously the dwyt coaching program, both what it's about and how you can get in.

DWYT in a nutshell...

Most who come to us think traffic is their problem. We send them more actual traffic than they ever did saw before and then they discover their REAL problem. 

They can't convert it to sales.

I can send you all the traffic in the big bad world but it's pointless if no fucker buys your shyt. Idn't it pimpstring?

So for a measly 149 bux a month, we will work with you to build up a PROFITABLE biznitch. 

A profitable biznitch

un FUCKIN heard of in the home biz industry :p

I'm pretty sure most home 'business' owners think profits are a myth :p

Imagine being able to have Karen whip you up a website, Dwayne doing all your design, me on hand to work with you on traffic and Jim with his new 'bad boy' side burns advising you on sales.

Dawg, there are no words to describe how good that shyt will be.

I will have some more on dwyt in the coming days but if you have any aspirations of becoming a business owner, and by that, I don't mean part of some 3 ring circus where you recruit people into a money game by telling them they will make money if they tell other people they can make money if they.....

You know how it goes ;)

I mean a real, ACTUAL business owner, then it would be extremely beneficial for you to go through the IBA. It's 20 bux and contains more useful stuff than every single dipshyt gooroo frauduct from the past 3 years.

~~> Get the IBA 

love ya

ewan

I'm toast in this industry

Good day to you.

Never thought writing a quick letter about my experiences with the home biz gooroos would prove to be so popular :)

Or so much fun :p

Couple weeks back I took a stab at a one of them. Was hilarious. The whole 'club' got involved. One of my buddies backed me up and they all started to threaten her if she didn't 'tow the line'. 

Scammers!

See, there's a small group of people who know the truth on how the gooroo's operate. When people like me threaten to expose their fraudulent ways, they don't like it.

So when my buddy backed me up, all the gooroo's quickly teamed up and made it clear in no uncertain terms, they'd never include her in any of the 'clubs' future activities if she ever spoke out of turn again.

So what's the club?

The 'club' is a set of morons who all work together to promote each others lame, dumbass products to the rest of the industry and the only way YOU will ever be a part of it, is if you have something to offer their scamming ways AND you play by their rules!

While gooroo after gooroo bombarded my buddy with emails, I never received anything.

Felt all left out I did :p

They did speak about me lots though. How my actions were out of order and how I'm making myself look silly blah blah fuckin blah. lolz

Then one dude had the nutz to say

'Ewan is toast in the industry'

OMFG. I actual laughed so much I almost pee'd a little. 

How can a small group of gooroo's claim I'm finished? I could join any freekin company I want and get to work. I could join under a false name, I could have my granny sign up but do the work myself, how would these dipshiiyyaaattss even know?

Gooroo translation.

See, they don't mean I'm finished in the industry, what they really mean is I will NEVER get adopted into their 'club'. They will never club together and promote me or any of my products to the rest of the industry.

If they did, it would kill their chances of selling any dumbass info frauduct again!

Like being part of the 'club' is some kinda big deal anyway. 

Gooroo club... lolz

Have something to sell and sell it to people who want it, simples!

I'm off to pump my guns, drink my protein shake and sit in the steam room. Gotta keep in good shape incase the 'club' ever catch me :p

love ya

ewan

ps, did u get a copy of my Tinderbox Report yet? It lifts the lid on all this bullshyt and frees your mind to build a successful business....finally!

~~> The Tinderbox Report

leaders of scam

Hey 'mon ami'

Got some BS of the highest order for you today.  How do you know if your favourite gooroo is just out to take your money?

Trusting or Naive?

When I turned my back on MLM and started to look for a better vehicle, it was actually my buddy who had made me aware of the Coffee House Letter. We were both unbelievably excited. He knew a guy who was in our situation and had started making some decent money on the internet.

Our Saviour. 

I was itching to get started and had my money ready before my buddy. I knew my new found 'saviour' had the results I wanted and I was teachable so I listened to his every word. I did exactly as he said. I got started and my internet marketing career began. The first piece of advice my 'mentor' gave me was...

We need to get you some sales FAST so you have a story.

I was later to realise the importance of 'your story' in a space full of hype and lies which goes by the name of 'internet marketing'. See, this is the only fuckin product you sell on the internet.

A fuckin story? wtf!

We thought this was amazing at the time. All we ever saw from our 'mentor' was...

See How I Quit MLM and Made $10k, then $20k, then $50k and all the way up to $100K per month...

But then over the next 24 months or so I slowly figured out the harsh truth. 

Blinded by my own Dreams!

See, like most newbies chasing a dream, you want it SO FUCKIN BAD, you set yourself up for easy pickings. You're a sitting target!

I'd been in the game less than a week, I'd already made a couple sales and my buddy was ready to get started. He had his money together to start close to the top. He said he was gonna join under me but after a chat on the phone with our kind hearted, integrity driven 'mentor', he convinced us it would be better to join under him.

The call went like this...

Ewan is new in this business, he can't teach you what I can. If you join under me, you will have the best possible chance of success.

With me wanting my buddy to succeed, I was like, of course, makes total sense.

Scamming Bas***d!

haha, had he joined under me, I woulda had a $10,000 first week.

There was 'my story' right there!

Now, what about the bullshyt story of I can't teach him what our 'mentor' could? Here's the major flaws in that story. 

• We were joining the worlds best marketing education platform which levels the playing field.

• Our 'mentors' team training webinar was open to ANYONE in our entire team.

• I gave him more training than our 'mentor' ever did.

So, yes, it was a story told for his own selfish benefits. Hey, I have no regrets though, karma is a bitch and he will get *ahem* already got his dues :p

A better option still.

Looking back, my buddy and I shoulda teamed up. It would have cost us half the cost of us BOTH joining, leaving waaay more for adspend and we could've leveraged each other skills. As it panned out, I was good at generating leads and my buddy was waaay better at speaking to and converting into sales.

Team UP!

I encourage you to do the same. Team up dawg. Trade off your skillz with someone else and sell the shyt out of your products and/or services.

Imagine you mastered something and your buddy mastered something else. Or team up with someone who already has the skillz you're looking to learn, someone who can ram your business full of leads...

Someone like me...

What a team, imagine that, just sayin :p

The industry is rife with stories like these which you need to avoid like the black plague. That;s why I wrote The Tinderbox Report last week.

Grab your copy here ~~> The Tinderbox Report.

Love ya 

ewan

ps, as a free bonus, you get the infamous 'Internet Marketing Survival Guide' by Jim Yaghi :)

The Tinderbox Report

Hey homie,

Revealed some of my experiences from the IM circus. It's not all unicorns and rainbows like they'd have you believe

This is probably the most controversial and influential document ever to hit the home business industry.

The Tinderbox Report is quickly paving the way for a new wave of entrepreneurs brave enough to walk away from the crowd.

Love it or hate it, you will be on the edge of your seat as you read through some of the disgusting ongoings within the industry...

• The secrets of the 'how to' info frauduct sham.

• Why recruiting is killing your bizniz.

• 3 reasons to stay away from marketing systems.

• How to get ppc traffic back

...and much much more babeeeee. 

You're not gonna want to miss this

Grab your copy at...

TheTinderboxReport.com

love ya

ewan

ps, as a free bonus you get the infamous 'Internet Marketing Survival Guide' by Jim Yaghi. It's genius.