Friday, 10 February 2012

F**K Duplication


Picture this...

My MLM company's rah rah is coming up this saturday and i have 500 people coming with me. We are gonna rock up at the door, buy tons of merchandise, bring the house down with 1000 hands clapping to the beat of Vanessa whatcha call hers version of 'Absolutely Everybody' and Im gonna be the talk of the company if not the whole freeking MLM world

BUT...

How it really turns out

My army of new distributors turn up to the hotel meeting, led by yours truly, like a herd of cattle being enticed by fresh grass. Me grinning from ear to ear with my efforts and an air of excitement from 500 new warriors about to embark on their journey to the promised land.

My sponsor, or upline, greets me at the front door and his smile soon fades away as he see's all the people. "I told ya i would bring people, google adwords is an awesome tool" i said, to which he responded, "woah dude, nobody else can use that method, its not duplicatable, we cant accept these 500 new distributors. They dont have your skills, they will fail. Cancel all their forms and go back to handing out flyers like i told ya to do"

ok, that wasnt for realsies

BUT...

I was reading a blog post from some MLM gooroo the other day and i actually couldnt believe what this dooshbag had written.

it was a post on duplication and how there was no point in signing up 500 distributors by using methods that were not duplicatable.

Puuhhhleeease

1) Its touted as free enterprise?

2) I thought you just had to get bums on seats and let the 'top earners' seal the deal, what happened to the 2 in 10 rule?

3) I thought your awesome rah rah events taught new distributors how to piss everyone off, sorry i mean sell the products and get new recruits?

4) I thought your product sold itself?


Now while im totally in favour of teaching my team stuff to help them succeed, anyone with creativity and ingenuity cant express themselves and come up with new ideas to build their business because new recruits wont be able to follow??

Come on

what a crock of shit

here is the truth...

If you were to turn up to your rah rah, sorry, i must stop that :) i mean your professional business meetings or marketing events with 5 new recruits, nevermind 500 your upline would

actual wet their pants

Creativeness is suffering at the hands of 'following the system' which in turn has all the companies recruits doing exactly the same thing

Its lame and its BORING

If you bring in 500 new people and others cant duplicate your awesomeness, thats not your problem!

So, be careful who you listen to, experts told us the world was flat....

Next they will be telling me how some dude with shiny white teeth can turn you into an 'Automatic Millionaire' if ya miss out your daily coffee, oh, and send him $40,000 in a padded envelope... oh, wait...

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