a funny gooroo story

Let me share with you, a funny story

Jim Yaghi, just the other day, wrote a killer article. It was about customer service and how the gooroo's are waaay too up their own ass to talk to their subscribers.

Hellz, most of them don't even talk to their actual downline. You know, their CUSTOMERS, the people who put the fuckers where they are!

No, the gooroo's don't see them as customers, they see them as a royal pain in the ass! People who whine all the time, suck their creative juices right outta them (like they have any to start with)

So they have this...

'I'm super important, my time is too good for the minions, I will just ignore you, figure it out for yourself attitude' 

They position themselves as hard to reach, superstars and waaay too good for you.

I have always been a self sufficient, figure it out myself kinda guy. For the most part, you can watch a video on YouTube and see exactly how to do something.

I had this mentor for a short while, I thought he was the big dawg and could lead me to the promised land. He would set up calls with me then not turn up. I was one of his top 3 performing downline members. Anytime I asked something, I was met with

'I could tell you the answer but I'd be doing you a dis-service, figure it out for yourself'

Please don't think I'm whining here, I think it's funny and I'm just making a point.

I know people who parted with $20,000 and never had so much as a phone call from their so called mentor.

Im not a fan of giving them the fish, but you have to teach them how to fish right?

The dis-connect comes in the landing page where the gooroo promises to teach them everything they need to know to make $50,000/month even if they have no prior experience blah blah blah. You've heard the speil.

Imagine you put your kid to school and when a question was asked, the teacher was like

'I could tell you the answer but would be doing you a dis-service if I told you, figure it out for yourself'

You'd be like wtf?

Anyway...
 
He lost the plot with me once when I was moving home and my internet provider was being an idiot which left me internet-less. He said I'm an internet marketer and I should be calling them up going nuts...

Like I hadn't done that everyday for the past 3 weeks.

He wasn't turning up for team training webinars, said he had a bad internet connection lolz

My internet doesn't work that well when I'm lying in a heap after a couple flaming sambucas either ;)

Then we all get banned on Google. He tells me he has some killer landing pages to get us back on and he will skype me with details on Monday.

Monday came and went...

I'd been studying this Yaghi dudes stuff for a while and thought it would be worth a shot, to ask him some stuff via Facebook. I never thought for a second that I would get a response, afterall, Jim was a superstar gooroo right?

But I gets a reply with detailed answers to my questions. I was like, wtf is going on here, I've never even sent him a $ and he gives me more value in one email than I'd ever had from anyone else!

We started speaking quite a bit and he shared some killer stuff. Sometimes we spoke utter shit, you know, boys stuff, not for girls haha :D

I put it into action and BOOM

I started doing 1000 lead/weeks on Facebook and my email and skype start to hot up with some of your favourite gooroo's asking what I was doing.

Funny how you become their buddy when you have something they want :)

I got asked to share my strategies on the team training webinar which I did He said he was going to hop on my strategies straight away.

He gets everything disapproved :)

He asks me some questions on skype, I answer :(

If only I had been sharp enough to reply with,

'I could tell you the answer but I would be doing you a dis-service if I told you' :D

Always remember, run your business like you're here for the long haul, don't just grab as much money as you can.

It WILL come back to bite you on the ass.

Here's where to go now

'Operation Evolution'

~ ewan