i just want to *help* you

I've ranted about this before but I fancied it again today.

Couple things happened on Facebook the past while and today I saw an ad from some MLM'er that tipped me over the edge.

I'm sooo turned off to the whole network marketing idea and if I hear the words...

'I just want to help you'

...one more time, I think I will break down in tears! haha

Don't you find it all so fuckin false and fake?

I just wanna tear their arms off and beat them round their head, with their own fuckin arms!

It doesn't matter how you dress it up. Anybody worth their salt can surely see through it a mile away.

'oh, but I'm sooo passionate about helping people'

Fuck off!

No you're not! You wan't to make money.

And if you genuinely started an MLM business to help people, you're even dumber than I thought!

You shoulda joined a charity and done some useful shyt!

Business's are started to turn a profit.

MAIN GOAL!

So why the fuck do all these MLM'ers so desperately hide the fact by dressing it up as 'wanting to help people'?

Here's why...

They have zero to offer the market place!

Yea, they might offer some stupid, rehashed e-book or video training series teaching something to others they can't even do themselves, copied from someone else who can't fuckin do it either.

Hey, they might even have a live webinar where they teach you shyt (if you have any clue what so ever you will soon realise it's a lame ass attempt to recruit you!

Hey some pimp was trying to teach me how to do ppc marketing yesterday with the worst attempt at a ppc ad I ever fuckin saw, sending me to the worst fuckin marketing system I ever saw offering the worst fuckin training I ever did saw!

Fuckin Idiots!

If you have zero to offer other than a slip of paper for me to sign on, which places me in your shitty down-line and sends some money into your pocket then pleeze just fuck off and die!

You don't own a business so stop pretending you do.

Show me another bizniz shouting from hill tops about wanting to help me?

The whole point of their bizniz is to help me, that's how they make money, right?

So figure out a way to help people with an actual product or service and the money will come.

Not some lame ass deception to recruit

So if you're ready to change, join our member area and book for yourself, a consultation. We will fix your broken fuckin head and you will come out the other side with a fixed head and an actual fuckin bizniz.

A Unique, Real, Legal business, ready to stuff full of prospects searching for what you can offer!

Join here <~~

love ya, unless you're one of them :p

ewan

ps If you still believe you can build a lasting business by recruiting others then please just fuck off!