stroke his ego then kick him in the nuts

hahahaha, doing some work on my site earlier, kinda overhauling everything and adding in some new features to suit the way our business is progressing and I remembered a funny story. I was telling my lady bout it.

There's a whole lot of it going on, if it's you, you should probably not do it anymore. Just my (usually pretty dam accurate) advice.

How to approach people and sell your stuff

So this guy sends me a private message using the idiots technique of...

• Introduce yourself like you've been best friends for years

• Stroke his ego for a while

• Kick him in the nuts and sell your stuff

The guy in question must of had something to do with building or designing websites, in fact, no, he was probably just selling someone else's dipshit package for a commission.

Anyway, the message went something like this

Hey Ewan, how are you? How is everything going? Your website is doing you a dis-service, it's really bad for a such a big internet marketer like you to not have a great website. I can show you blah blah blah ........

To start with I was ready to hunt him down and break his balls but then I settled down and Yaghi and myself had a giggle :)

Lets be honest, my website is freekin awesome hahaha, and if you don't agree, it's cool, it's converted cold traffic into leads, raving fans, sales and ultimately tons of thy green stuff.

So for you...

1) Don't approach people and make them think your a broke newbie, desperate for a sale of your awesome, sells it's self, never seen anything like it before, product.

2) Get a consultation booked with us and we will get your business in shape and running insanely profitable.

~~> Book a Consultation Here

See you inside
ewan

ps, As I stated, I have just finished overhauling the new site, loads of cool features and offers. If you get a spare minute during all your busy-ness, feel free to have a nosey around and make sure it all works.

                 But don't break anything :)