the outer body gooroo

Hey dawg,

Watched this film the other night, called Red Mist, maybe you saw it? It's pretty messed up but it's how I see the t'internet marketing world.

The Plot.

Basically, a group of medical students at Forthaven General Hospital, study hard and party harder until a cruel prank accidentally puts the hospital's creepy caretaker into a deep coma. But when Catherine (maxims hot 100 list)  tries to revive the degenerate loser with an experimental drug, she instead send his brainwaves crazy. 

It's not long before Catherine's friends are brutally picked off one by one. One guy gets a funnel taped to his face and gets a litre of acid poured into his body, pretty wild but he was a dick, and totes deserved it!!!

Anyway, In case you wanna run out and watch the film I won't spoil it for you but here's my point.

Doesn't matter what I'm watching, if the plot has something going on, like in this film, where I, the viewer can see one person or group of people know something the others don't, I get all agitated as there idn't anything I can do to let the unsuspecting know what's about to happen.

Cos It's Not Real Life

hahahaha

But your online business is, princess!

See, Catherine knows exactly whats going on but nobody else does. 

Same as online. I can see what they can't. All these blind, unsuspecting wannabeez, buying up course after course, re-tweeting what their favourite gooroo posts, EVERYTIME they post. Hanging on their every breath waiting for their voicebox to ejaculate a golden piece of information that is gonna turn everything around for them.

Ain't ever gonna happen.

And if they do see a little success, you know, some leads and a little pesos! It will all be pulled from underneath their feet

Why?

Because what they've been taught is dumb and unsustainable. They get some leads and make a few sales but the marketing platform catch on, and they're banned.

It's a continual process of finding new ways to market, doing a little marketing then get kicked off and have to start again.

So, like I said, I can see stuff they can't. I think they ought to know.

Most probably won't want to know as they get a little comfort from buying up shitty courses and following their favourite gooroo as it's the easy option.

That's why The Internet Business Academy was put together.

For the real entrepreneur who wants to put together, a real business, lasting, sustainable and profitable.

Go here and Start listening today, for free! I will get the kettle on :)

lots of love

ewan :D

(no homo tho)