no Google love? you need to beat your granny

Hello

Trying to get your Google on?

SEO scare the shyt outta ya?

No need.

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See, stop stuffing your content full of keywords and write something people would actually want to read. Google want to show relevant stuff that's...

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lots of love

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(no homo tho)

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