Sunday, 13 May 2012

you so dumb!



Heya

See all them *ahem* internet business owners out there without a pot to piss in?

It's kinda funny yet at the same time, saaaaad! :(

They are pitching their little hearts out but alas, nobody clicks their link never mind buys from it!

But why so?

Before I touch on a couple important points I want you to understand....

I really don't believe they have an actual business...

Sure, they sell herbalife, agel, the elevation group, blah blah blah but it's just that! 

Something they sell! 

For the most part, distributors or affiliates aren't even doing that, they are just supporters. Might aswell pick a decent football team to follow, atleast they'd get something to cheer about.

If the companies they represent were to vanish, whadda they got left?

Exactly, nothing!

Ok, so...

Why the hell is everybody trying to be an egg-spert? Trying to teach other people that in which they have no freekin idea about themselves?

Remember the money coach with no money, the leads coach with no leads and the life coach with no life :D 

I think this is the #1 hbb problem that stops people making roopeez.

If they do manage to bullshit some poor member of the public into believing them, they will quit soon because they promised something they can't deliver on.

Here's the bit that makes me cringe the most

Because most have no knowledge on what they are promoting they just end up looking stoopid and speaking down to other people. Giving it all the 'I'm so good cos I have a home business and your just a mere employee'

If they pitch the wrong person who has a little education on the subject, well, they're f*&ked. They don't know what to say! Quick, ask someone or spout a Robert Kiyosaki quote to bail ya out!

Surely you noticed the MASSIVE switch a little while back from everyone teaching leads and pesos to them all becoming eggs-perts on the economy! 

Their new shiny generic shitty ass website has a few quotes on it from some economic genius and all of a sudden they know their stuff.

Oh, your not in gold and silver yet? you so dumb!

I'm putting all my money into gold (all $26.43 from your last months commission) because all the wealthy people own silver, You're an idiot if you dont know already, duh!

Even though they only signed up last week they speak like they'd been studying gold ALL their freekin life!

They thought everybody was dumb because you didnt swallow the magic potion they were pitching, even though their an eggs-pert on nutrition

I'm not saying the product they're pitching is shyyyaaat but the way they go about is certainly is!

The home biz market becomes soooo saturated regardless of the company and products they promote because the message is the same, 

I will teach you how to make money from home - DUMB

That my friend is why their home business blows!

So what's your angle? 

Take some time out to think about what you can bring to the game!

Sexy your business up, bring your products to the marketplace in a unique style, people want to hear that which they have never heard before.

Here's where to go next


~ ewan

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