What's up playa?
Wanted to discuss dumbass marketers with ya today.
I don't know if they're being taught this or if it's their initiative taking over, but what ever it is, they want to tell it to stop...
...Yesterday!
So here is my top 4, uhm, favourite? dooshbag things marketers do. Hopefully your not one of these...
- optin to your website then reply to your emails, pitching you to death on why you should join their dumbass opportunity. normally starts with.... 'I don't usually do this but' - lolz, yah, whatever dude
- **social media marketers** (like what the fcuk is social media marketing?) private message ya or pop up on chat all like, hey how are you? oh heres my link - fugk off dipshit!
- hoppin on their favourite gooroo's fb status update thread and liking, agreeing with them and making some dipshit comment to a) suck up their ass and b) they think the association to the gooroo is gonna make them hit da big time :p
and last but not least...
- (this is an actual message I received on fb ) 'hey ewan, I need to ask for your help. I decided to be more active in on my fan page. If you could help me, please like my fan page link below'..... uhm, just like that huh? go and be freekin awesome and gimme a reason to like your page, then and only then will I think about liking you page.
Desperation
Raw, un-educated, DES.PER.ATION!
And as sad as I am to say it, it's where most of today's marketers are coming from, they simply don't have a clue how to go about it.
It doesn't matter how much Jim Rohn ya listen to before ya start posting crap all over Facebook, it's not gonna help ya dude!
Come build a real business, unique and worth putting under people's noses
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