Mcdonalds Mcdonalds, how I Pissed off my readers and some pay per click

Whats up homestring?

Remember that TRAGIC song? 

Mcdonalds, Mcdonalds, Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.

Kinda catchy though :p

I upsetted some of my readers yesterday and if you were one of them then I'm sorry but, as my buddy Aaron Parkinson says...

You'll get over it

Anyway...

I wrote yesterday about the girl blowing her vuvuzela about cheap clicks on ppc and how it's a stat which really isn't so important 

Oh, I also dropped in how I'm getting LEADS for my clients at the SAME PRICE she was getting CLICKS! muhahahaha

But, no, it wasn't the innuendo which got readers in a tizzy.

It was the response to their questions for me!

I got a ton of emails saying...

Teach Me.

Now, I understand the response was to be expected, since we reside in an industry where people try to teach other people anything and everything, usually what they can't even do themselves.

• The money coach with no money

• The leads guy with no leads

• The life coach with no life

So will I teach you?

Fuck off! haha

No business owner gives away his secrets! When you see all the home biz gooroo's giving their best stuff away free, it's because it doesn't work :p

Here's why I wont teach it

Firstly, Yaghi would probably get all ninja on my ass (no homo tho)

Secondly, you should know by now, we have transitioned into a SERVICE business.

So if I teach you my hawt secrets, I will be out of bizniz fast and have to come knocking for scraps of bread :(

But I may have a solution for you!

Think of that place where you go to poison your body.

Mcdonalds!

If you want some *ahem* food, you go stand in line, pay your money and they serve you what you ordered.

But if you wanted to learn how to make the burgers, they also have another option...

Work for them!

What if the same applied to ppc? 

Sure, you can get in line, pay your money and I will transform your search marketing campaigns for you.

But if you truly want to master pay per click marketing...

Then come intern with us.

You will study directly under me. Kinda like my bitch!

In fact, no kinda about it, you WILL be my bitch! :p

It will be gruelling, you will work on nothing else and you will become an actual...

Traffic God.

Sound like it may be for you?

Send me a short email to ewan@yaghilabs.com, tell me a little about you and why you would like to intern with us and, if I like what I read, I will send you the link to apply for realsies.

love ya

ewan

oh, nearly forgot the important bit. If you want me to get you traffic, send me an email and we can discuss your needs