Hello,
Clicked me a Facebook ad earlier. Only cos it was about YouTube ppc. I don't normally do such a thing.
It was the usual nonsense from some spammy marketing system.
'Un-tapped fortune of leads and money hiding away somewhere waiting for you to come and get it all for free'
Oh, if you just buy this first.....
Look, I have this buddy who goes fishing. One day he decides to venture further up the river than normal. Aint no fishin man been up that far before. He can't believe his eyes when he see's some waters just off the river, kinda like a pond.
All the fish are in there having a freekin party. Some of them are in the hot tub sipping on pina coldas, some are having a little swim, others sun bathing and 2 big strong salmon are playing 'finball'..... see what I did there ;)
Anyway...
My buddy casts his net and starts pulling in tons of amazing fish. Day after day he returns and catches more. He knows if the other fisherman know of his find, they will all come along and ruin it for him. So he keeps it to himself....
You hear that?
He keeps it to himself!!!
Just like any normal bizniz would do, they don't share secrets with their competitors.
But these MLM types, they make their money by telling everyone about how awesome something is. The money isn't in the doing, it's in the telling others about the doing! The better the picture they paint, the more money they can make.
SCAM!
So, I'm gonna keep this short and sweet, pretty much because it's after midnight, and I'm, well......
I'm F****D :-/
You might not agree, (if you don't you're a dumbass) but I have a couple pointers for you if you're making your way along, bizniz'n it up!
Firstly, ppc rocks! Instant, regular, hot, targeted and any other term you wanna throw in there.
BUT!
Learning ppc from an MLM'er is stoopid!
- They know shyt about running a legitimate business.
- They know shyt about keeping their website legal.
- They know shyt about adhering to ppc platforms T's & C's
- They're constantly on the run, looking for new avenues of lead flow to exhaust because the one prior has kicked them off!
- Then when you apply their tactics for yourself and it doesn't work, it's because you're dumb and didn't do it right or something...
lolz!
Meanwhile, the REAL business owner, you know the kind, they own their own bizniz with products and/or services and stuff, are still raking in leads from Adcenter & Adwords.
Because they realise it's dumb to try and master everything. They stick to the bit they're good at, like running their business and they out source the bits they can't to experts.
Like traffic!
Anyway...
Sign up here <~~
and I will drip feed you daily tips to turn your business profitable.
Or you can just keep buying shitty info products and stare at your laptop in amazement at the results you won't get!
love ya pimp
ewan
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