Tuesday, 2 October 2012

gooroo tells branson to 'take the reigns...today!



Hello,

You read that story about Richard Branson? 

He's started designing his own planes at his kitchen table. He then goes down to the car boot sale, buys up all his ingredients, builds the plane in his back garden, flys it himself then serves coffee and cream buns to the passengers.

All because one gooroo said you MUST take control of all facets of your business!

Lollllz

Ok, so the above story idn't true but you can't help but laugh at those gooroo types, they never cease to amaze, do they? 

One took a pop at 'do it for you' solutions the other day.

All the fanboys commenting like they even have a fuckin clue. One supporter said how they are getting the hang of it. It's taken over 6 years.

My comment was deleted almost instantly :p

They often contradict themselves. It's funny, they harp on about 'business' and being in control yet all they do is sell other peoples products via someone else's marketing system haha.

What is Branson really doing? 

As a business owner, he puts experts in their relative fields to work. Experts design the planes, experts build the planes, experts fly the planes and experts serve coffee and cream cakes.

They all focus on their own specific skill set.

Now take the poor lady who, in that many years has probably spent a small kings ransom (i mean a small of amount of money for a kings ransom, not an actual small king, maybe the king was small, but that's beside the point) probably been in various different programs, followed endless different gooroo's buying their dumbass 'how to' frauducts, ripped most of her flowing locks of curly hair out in frustration and after all that, is no further forward than when she started.

Now, imagine she took her business to Yaghi Labs. 

Hired an expert to extract all the info needed to build for her, a unique, sexy business angle. Hired an expert to build for her a unique, professional, sexy website. Hired an expert to build a unique ppc keyword campaign and paid a small monthly fee to work alongside these experts to turn it profitable...

I know where I'd be headed...

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love ya 
ewan

ps, I think you'd find The Tinderbox Report amusing aswell, it's creating quite the stir ;)

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