Tuesday, 10 July 2012

it's true, facebook does steal your nutz



Hello,

Was reading an article today on Mashable titled, Women win Facebook.
They say it's 58% females to 42% men. In America alone, it's 56% ladeeez, that's 81 million of them. 

That would fill every sports stadium in the US of A more than 7 times. 

I don't think it was always this way.

See, Ben Settle wrote an article a while back, 'Don't Let Facebook Steal Your Balls' it was about the constant emotional whining by blokes. It's ok when women do it cos that's just what they do :P 
But not blokes!

I think Facebook once had more men, but since they been hanging out on Facebook with all those 'emotional females'...

...'Facebook Really Did Steal Their Balls' !!!

Men are also twice as likely to post something on Facebook, they later regret!

Look, I love Facebook, I can keep in touch with my buddies from all over the world, I can snoop on people, see what they're up to (for research purposes obviously) 

But...

What really funks me off with Facebook

...is all the dip shyts who think they can spam their crap all over it, groups, status updates and private mails about how, if I just click on their link, all my troubles will just disappear.

Infact whats worse, is the idiots who teach it :o

C'mon seriously, really think you can build a million $ empire posting the odd status update?

There is a far better way to build your business.

Booking a consultation with us is probably one of the best.

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PPC visitors (gasp)


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Love ya
ewan

yea, I know, no homo ;)

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